Convo With Dad

Dad: “Hey Avery, did you hear about that actress who was stabbed?”
Me: “…”
Dad: “Reese.., Reese..uh…, Reese…”
Me: “Witherspoon?”
Dad: “No, with a knife.”
Me: “That’s funny. I thought you were talking about the actress from The Devil Wears Prada who was stabbed after she and a high school student went all the way. Anne…, Anne..uh, Anne…”
Dad: “Hathaway?”
Me: “No, they went all the way.”
Dad “…”

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