Category Archives: Head Fiction

Convo 1

M: I’m sorry; what is your name, again? I’m sure I’ve gotten it like 5 times, but I forgot.
U: It’s Carmen, Phil.
M: Wow. I fail.
U: That’s Okay. You’ll remember it next time.
M: No, I probably won’t. Are you married?
U: No.
M: boyfriend/girlfriend?
U: No. Why?
M: Want to hook up?
U: Haha, umm… We are coworkers.
M: That’s okay. I just figured I’d give you the change to reject me. I remember the name of every woman who rejected me. See you, Carmen.
U: …